violets pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. If coronavirus doesn’t get me, will you? (After quarantine is over)

  2. 2. I lost my teddy, can I cuddle with you?

  3. 3. I'm not that pretty but damn look at you. [10/12]

  4. 4. Roses are red, Violets are blue. The garbage is dumped, now so are you.

  5. 5. But the roses are wilted, violets are dead, and the sugar bowls empty, just like your head.

  6. 6. Sunflowers are yellow, I bet u were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

  7. 7. I failed No Nut November, and that's because of you

  8. 8. I failed No Nut November thinking about you

  9. 9. The FBI is searching my penis can I hide it in you

  10. 10. DaVinci painted Mona, cause he couldn't find you.

  11. 11. Violets are blue I have five fingers But tonight you'll get two

  12. 12. I’m gonna chop you up and put you in a freezer

  13. 13. Poems are stupid, let me fuck you

  14. 14. I like spaghetti, let's go fuck

  15. 15. Roses are red, Violets are Blue, Tulips are cute, can I have your number?

  16. 16. Violets are blue. Roses are red. I hear that you give really good ... belay.

  17. 17. Violets are blue,  How much I love you  Is beyond your clue.

  18. 18. Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a knife. Get in the car.

  19. 19. You're as beautiful as a sunsets hue

  20. 20. I bet that pussy is too.

  21. 21. I'd rather live a lie than a life without you.

  22. 22. Roses are red, violets are blue. If I only had one, I’d catch you.

  23. 23. Rose are red. Violets are Blue. Smashing the patrirarchy makes me super attracted to you.

  24. 24. I thank those of you who sort by new.

  25. 25. Roses are red. Violets are blue. Is there room on this kneeler for two?

  26. 26. Roses are red, Violets are blue. Like the Titanic, I'm going down on you.

  27. 27. Roses are red, violets are blue. If you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you.

  28. 28. .... .... Sorry I just got lost in those eyes of you

  29. 29. Violets are blue I've thought about this for a while And I really like you

  30. 30. I can't do poems, but I can do you ;)

  31. 31. Roses are red, violets are blue... I have a gun and I’m taking you

  32. 32. So we've just met, ~~Omae wa mou shindeiru~~

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