1. Day after day, I am committed to sourcing the very best techniques I can find, and pleasuring you by hand.
2. I propose an alliance, that is characterized by the inclusion of reciprocal and continual pleasure.
3. There may be no such thing as eternal bliss but I can offer you two-and-half-minutes of perfunctory pleasure.
4. I can inflict the most pain you've ever felt. Or pleasure. Take your pick.
5. Like i usually do With me sister..
6. Wanna go up my Bridge to Total Pleasure?
7. Is your name chocolate, bc you make my seratonin levels rise and give me a sense of pleasure.
8. Riding you and screaming would be much more pleasurable
9. Cause you look like a guilty pleasure.
10. My shell is not the only thing with spikes on it. For her pleasure.
11. I am not a tattoo artist, but I do know how to place pleasurable marks on you for a lifetime.
12. They call me the milky way...Pleasure You Can't Measure.
13. Spend the night with me and I'll have you howling with pleasure.
14. Girl I am better than Netflix. I could pleasure you for hours on demand.
15. I ope to have the pleasure to call you mine
16. Because I’ll give you 12” of pleasure
17. Because I wanna be your pleasure ;)
18. Because I’m in the mood for some pleasure and procreation?
19. I'm three times the pleasure, hm!
20. 'cause I can't wait to use that head for pleasure.
21. No? Huh. Oh well, maybe I’ll have that pleasure some other time
22. Hey girl, want a +3 Rod of Pleasure?
23. The grip on my stick is custom textured for your pleasure.
24. My peg-leg’s ribbed for your pleasure.
25. Once I strike you down, you won't want to get up from the intense pleasure.
26. When I said let's, "Go for Gin" and "Foolish Pleasure" and never "Behave Yourself," or have "Regret," I was clearly listing past Kentucky Derby winners.
27. If you ever need a vacation, my body is your pleasure island.
28. I'm not skinny, I'm ribbed for your her pleasure