peace pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. I'll enhance your peace, if you'll disarm my soldier.

  2. 2. What I mean to say is I CUM in YOUR piece...of ASS. Just kidding, I'll use a condom. I'm a gentleman. ​ Boom.

  3. 3. Good night, nice dreams, love and peace!

  4. 4. Cuz i cum in peace.

  5. 5. What do you say I pop a wigwam and invite you over? I’d love to pass the peace pipe with you!

  6. 6. Is that War and Peace or are you just happy to see me?

  7. 7. War and Peace? More like more-of-seeing-your-face please!

  8. 8. What good is inner peace without you?

  9. 9. Cause you give me peace on my loneliest days

  10. 10. Excuse me ms, I'm going to arrest you for disturbing the peace... in my pants !!

  11. 11. I come in peace, but I mean business.

  12. 12. While you sleep, in peaceful bliss

  13. 13. You’re under arrest for disturbing the peace... ...in my pants

  14. 14. Because I wanna “Be with you”.

  15. 15. Are you in Peace Corps? Because I love your patience and positive attitude.

  16. 16. I heard as a Peace Corps volunteer you have to adjust to the many new and different situations. How about this one?

  17. 17. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.

  18. 18. Tonight, you will never rest in peace. (Undertaker)

  19. 19. Your legs must be tired, from passing out flyers for Green Peace, sit on my lap!

  20. 20. When you shook my hand my world was filled with peace!

  21. 21. How about you show me peace on Earth and I'll show you good will toward men?

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