farmer pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. That's not a cob of corn in my overalls.

  2. 2. Meet me in the corn field I'll kiss you between the ears.

  3. 3. Is that corn in your silo, or did you have to plant barley this year too?

  4. 4. I’ll take a half dozen organic eggs and one of you.

  5. 5. I'll tell you how many acres I farm.

  6. 6. Would you like to come out to the farm and help me with the bees?

  7. 7. So, can I be your apprentice? I want to learn all about this farm to fork movement...

  8. 8. Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.

  9. 9. I will grow you, thresh you, bale you, and set you out to feed the oxen.

  10. 10. Is that a wrench in your pocket or are you just happy to be harvesting?

  11. 11. My name must be John Deere cause I'm totally a Tractored to you.

  12. 12. Would you mind goin plow my cord field?

  13. 13. But that bulge is too big to be a prize winning potato

  14. 14. Hey, I'm outta work and I heard ya needed some plowing.

  15. 15. Are you Tatooine? Because I'm a Moisture Farmer.

  16. 16. I have the equipment to plow all night long.

  17. 17. I'd like a son out of your cock.

  18. 18. I have the biggest power shaft in town.

  19. 19. If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my fence.

  20. 20. I'm really good at fertilizing.

  21. 21. Does your father spray pesticides? Because you look like you sprinkled down from heaven.

  22. 22. The back seat of my new Dodge Ram lays right down.

  23. 23. Look at the size of that cock!

  24. 24. I'd plow your field.

  25. 25. I'll bring you a sammich during plant/harvest.

  26. 26. Nice horseshoes, wanna fuck?

  27. 27. Can this hog feast in your slop tonight.

  28. 28. I'll starch your shirts AND your jeans.

  29. 29. So what's your moisture level?

  30. 30. I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.

  31. 31. I have to admit: work gloves feel kind of sexy.

  32. 32. I want you to taste my cheese.

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