pack pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. I have a six pack and an empty buddy seat.

  2. 2. Are those real, or are you just packing explosives?

  3. 3. Because you took my breath away (stole this from r/wholesomememes)

  4. 4. You make a really nice 6 pack of nuggets.

  5. 5. Packing is my expertise. So, I can easily fit into your heart. But only if you make room for me.

  6. 6. Gurl you so Beautiful you look like a 512x512 texture pack.

  7. 7. Do you know the move Charm? You pack a lot of it!

  8. 8. So you like alpha males, do you? Well, I'm the leader of the pack, baby.

  9. 9. Airplane food is always so terrible, so I always pack my own food. Want one of these chocolate covered strawberries?

  10. 10. Hey bby I want you to install your texture pack.

  11. 11. How the hell do I approach such a precious dream? … You got me feeling like I'm choking on a wedding ring and I ain't even made an introduction yet or anything. (Pack It Up)

  12. 12. Ninja stars aren't the only thing I'm packing.

  13. 13. I see you like fanny packs... I'd like to pack your fanny!

  14. 14. I got a bottle of wine and a new pack of Depends in my scooter if you're feelin' frisky.

  15. 15. Are you a mic pack? because i want you in my pants.

  16. 16. There’s one thing I pack that isn’t travel size. Wanna see?

  17. 17. But, call me FedEx cuz i’ll tear that box up

  18. 18. ‘Cause I feel like I’ve been waiting for you to come into my life ever since he went for a pack of smokes when I was six

  19. 19. I'm not trying to erupt with this small island here....... But my boxers are packing some punch.

  20. 20. What I do have is a big heart, that'll love you to the moon and back - Day 30

  21. 21. Cos i want to pack u in my trunk and drive off.

  22. 22. Cuz I'd like to hold you like one

  23. 23. I like my women, like I like my Mortadella, cured and packed with olives.

  24. 24. Pack your baguette and come on over, baby.

  25. 25. I had a dream about you last night... I dreamt you were a suitcase and I was packing you

  26. 26. Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, “sugar” on it and say, “You dropped your nametag!”.

  27. 27. Are you impressed with how I handle my sniper? You should see what I can do with the weapon I pack under my armor.

  28. 28. If you were a map pack, I'd download you.

  29. 29. Babe, you owe me a buck thirty-nine: you're so hot, you curdled the yogurt in my fanny pack.

  30. 30. I only pack the essentials.

  31. 31. I got a six pack of beer and the new Hank Jr. CD.

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