week pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. You're going to have to be in vehicle mode for 2 weeks after im done with you.

  2. 2. Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

  3. 3. They don't have you listed as the best place to eat out this week.

  4. 4. For you not being named this week’s hottest single.

  5. 5. If you were a Black Friday sale, you'd be a door buster.

  6. 6. You look this good and its only Saturday? I’d like to see you in your Sunday Best.

  7. 7. I'd love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime. How's Saturday at 7?

  8. 8. Cyber Monday sale. My house. You and I. All clothes will be 100% off.

  9. 9. It's supposed to snow on Friday night. What are you doing?

  10. 10. May I take you to dinner? Next Monday would be best because that's when my social security check arrives.

  11. 11. Do you know what I’m going to do? Three loads of laundry.

  12. 12. I think we should go out on Tuesday so that way I can relive it over and over again.

  13. 13. I'll donate my giant to you any day of the week.

  14. 14. Hey girl...you easy like Sunday morning?

  15. 15. Thinking about the vocation of marriage? You should come and see me for a discernment weekend.

  16. 16. I’m gonna drill you so hard that you’ll be sore for a week.

  17. 17. Cause I didn't see you in my hot singles list last week

  18. 18. Because they didn’t put you in this weeks hottest singles

  19. 19. I.e "my nickname for you is gonna be nicolio- because much like polio, you're making my knees week"

  20. 20. Bone of my bone. Flesh of my flesh. What are you doing Friday night?

  21. 21. Me: Oh so you heard the glitch on it last week? Her: what glitch? Me: Well they forgot to list you as the hottest single

  22. 22. For not including you in the hottest singles of the week list.

  23. 23. You took all the blue in your eyes

  24. 24. Now lemme make your hole weak

  25. 25. Because I will think about you all week and do you at the last minute.

  26. 26. You were in the hottest singles this week

  27. 27. It says you're this week's hottest new single.

  28. 28. Hey, I’d love to say a prayer before a meal with you sometime? How about Saturday at 8:00?

  29. 29. I tried this on some local elementary school students last week but they didn't seem to understand it.

  30. 30. Hey girl. You know what my dream role is? A stallion. Cuz then you could ride me eight times a week.

  31. 31. Cause I'd rail you any night of the week

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