obsidian pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Hey baby, are you made of obsidian because I'm as hard as a diamond right now?

  2. 2. Do you have a diamond pickaxe? Because I'm literally as hard as obsidian right now.

  3. 3. You better bring a diamond pickaxe to my house. Cause there's obsidian in my pants.

  4. 4. You better have a diamond pick cause I'm hard as obsidian baby.

  5. 5. Cuz I'm an obsidian block and only you could get me off.

  6. 6. Do you have a diamond pickaxe? because I'm as hard as obsidian right now.

  7. 7. Because I'd want to smash you all day with my diamond pickaxe B-).

  8. 8. Yo girl, are you a diamond pic? bc you got me as hard as obsidian

  9. 9. Are you made of obsidian? I wanna light you on fire and explore your Nether regions.

  10. 10. Because im harder than obsidian

  11. 11. Obsidian isn't the only hard thing you can mine.

  12. 12. Are you made of obsidian? Because I’d like to make a portal to your Nether regions.

  13. 13. Do you have a diamond pickaxe? Because I'm as hard as obsidian

  14. 14. Because I'll be obsitting on your face

  15. 15. Are you a diamond pickaxe? Because I'm harder than obsidian

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