sucks pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. I'd crawl over a thousand miles of broken glass just to suck the dick of the last guy you slept with.

  2. 2. That I’d suck your dads dick just to get the recipe

  3. 3. But you can't spell quarantine without u, r, a, q, t

  4. 4. Are you the Dragonborn? Because I could definitely see you sucking out my dragons soul.

  5. 5. Are you hungry? Cause omelette you suck this dick.

  6. 6. Are you from Africa? Cause I wanna know Kenya suck this dick?

  7. 7. I got bit on the dick by a rattlesnake and I need you to suck out the poison.

  8. 8. Coz you’re sucking out all my dopamine.

  9. 9. I can suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose.

  10. 10. I like spaghetti, let's go fuck

  11. 11. On second thoughts I am okay sugar coating them too.

  12. 12. Are you a vampire? Because I've got something I'ld like you to suck.

  13. 13. I might not be a vampire, but I sure know how to suck.

  14. 14. I’m not a vampire, but I wouldn’t mind sucking on your neck tonight.

  15. 15. + omg are you ok? - yeah, just sucks that your not holding it

  16. 16. It showed me the hottest singles, and missed you out!

  17. 17. Small. Sweet. And fun to suck on.

  18. 18. Quarantine sucks so do my pickup line But still would you like to go out sometime.

  19. 19. Cause I wanna slap you while you suck me .

  20. 20. I need you to suck the soul out of me.

  21. 21. Are you the dragonborn? Cause I can definitely see you sucking out my dragons soul.

  22. 22. Because I want to suck your nipples all day.

  23. 23. Cuz I wanna turn you on until you start sucking

  24. 24. Hey baby are you a straw? Cause I wanna suck on you.

  25. 25. I vant to suck your blood. Also your tits.

  26. 26. Suck my blood so I know it's real.

  27. 27. I would suck you so hard.

  28. 28. (Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck itself.

  29. 29. The one place I don't suck is in bed.

  30. 30. You're not the only one who can suck.

  31. 31. No? okay well that works out because im all out of rasins. how about a date instead? or yes? well that sucks because i just ran out. how about a date instead?

  32. 32. It's not just going to suck itself.

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