history pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. I was working on my family history. Do you think it's too early to list you as a spouse?

  2. 2. And that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.

  3. 3. But, I’ll still hang out with you even though your really sweet.

  4. 4. I must be the U.S. Capital. Because my statues of freedom can be seen from miles away.

  5. 5. I must be the U.S. Capital. Because my statuse of freedom can be seen from miles away.

  6. 6. But I’ll gladly go down on you

  7. 7. If you were my tour guide you could study my history!

  8. 8. Because I'd love to go down on you.

  9. 9. Wanna be one of them?

  10. 10. History will be written by Men who ride Hogs.

  11. 11. Girl, our romance could become a pizza history.

  12. 12. I’m learning about important dates in history class. Wanna be one of them?

  13. 13. U know I want to have 2 classes with you next year chemistry and history

  14. 14. I just sent a pickup line, “I was looking into important dates in history, you wanna be mine?” And she said “yessir” What should I say next???

  15. 15. Girl are you history? Cause I wanna repeat my mistakes - Day 115

  16. 16. But I would go down on you.

  17. 17. I'll go down on you.

  18. 18. If Anne Boleyn's neck was as thicc as you are, then she would have survived

  19. 19. Cause u are everything I've been searching for

  20. 20. Hey mamma, I’d go Oedipus for you.

  21. 21. I might not go down in history, but I'll go down on you.

  22. 22. History’s not the only one with its eyes on you.

  23. 23. Girl, try as it might; the agricultural adjustments act couldn't keep me from plowing your field.

  24. 24. Good thing I'm not a colonist, because I'd let you do intolerable acts to me.

  25. 25. How would you like to take a ride on Air Force One?

  26. 26. I asked Barack Obama if you and I could get together later, and he said "Yes, you can".

  27. 27. I don't need a CRS report to tell me how beautiful you are.

  28. 28. I have sex like I fight wars; I have no exit strategy.

  29. 29. I may not be the POTUS, but I see US on TOP of each other.

  30. 30. I motion to elongate the caucus.

  31. 31. I think you should remove all barriers to imports? It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

  32. 32. I wanna do to your body what Mitt Romney does to poor people.

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