lemons pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Hot damn girl! I'd crawl through a mile of broken glass and lemon juice just to sniff the tire of the truck that delivered the washing machine that launderes your panties!

  2. 2. Did you sit on a lemon cake precious? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

  3. 3. Spread your legs and give me an hour

  4. 4. Roses are red, lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

  5. 5. Because if you where id squeeze the juice out of you.

  6. 6. Pretty good pickup line ehh ?

  7. 7. Lemons are sour, spread your legs, and feel the power

  8. 8. Open your legs and feel the power

  9. 9. Spread those legs and gimme an hour.

  10. 10. Our bodies go together like menudo and lemon?

  11. 11. “Hey bro, can you hand me those lemons” “Sure bro, why do you want them anyways?” *hands them over* “Cause you’re my life” “Bro” “Bro”

  12. 12. Lemons are sour Open your legs And give me one hour

  13. 13. You bear a striking resemblance to Liz Lemon.

  14. 14. Want to squeeze my lemons? I promise they're delicious.

  15. 15. I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.

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