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  1. 1. QWERTY-**UI**-OP

  2. 2. So thank you for giving me something beautiful to dream about tonight.

  3. 3. I invented the Naughty List…

  4. 4. I invented the Internet AND global warming.

  5. 5. Girl did you invent the telephone cause you are looking Alexander Damn Swell.

  6. 6. Yeah, well my people invented circumcision. You're welcome.

  7. 7. Natures a lot better at inventing wonder than we are, and you're living proof.

  8. 8. I invented the wheel. Want me to take you around town?

  9. 9. Your beauty is why God invented eyeballs, but your booty is why God invented my balls!

  10. 10. Because you seem Wright for me

  11. 11. You seem Wright for me.

  12. 12. Cause you're Wright for me.

  13. 13. Did you invent the airplane? Because you’re the Wright one for me

  14. 14. Cause you're a caveman

  15. 15. Little known fact: St. Patrick invented green beer, peeing in the street and awkward introductions. Hi, I'm [insert name].

  16. 16. What you call 'love' was invented by guys like me. To sell Nylons.

  17. 17. You are the reason that god invented boners.

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