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  1. 1. Coz I would love to crash land on your landing strip.

  2. 2. Because you obviously landed on your face.

  3. 3. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven... and landed on your face?

  4. 4. In case of a water landing, my pants double as a floatation device.

  5. 5. I'm no sandman, but I can take you to cotton candy land.

  6. 6. Because it looks like you landed on your face...

  7. 7. Cause you must have landed on your face

  8. 8. I want to land my critical attack on that sexy bod of yours.

  9. 9. I'm gonna plough it and plant my seeds in it

  10. 10. But that bulge is too big to be a prize winning potato

  11. 11. Look at all that fertile land waiting for us.

  12. 12. Hey let me flip this coin and whatever side it land on that's what I get.

  13. 13. Hey baby. You're so hot I'd send you to a foreign land to get in a war we can't win.

  14. 14. Because I’m going to invade your foreign lands and leave you devastated.

  15. 15. Hey girl is your name Jerusalem cause i'm going to liberate your holy land.

  16. 16. That if you flew and landed in Hiroshima, locals would think "Aw fuck not again"

  17. 17. Because, I wanna claim you for my own!

  18. 18. But you sure are going to be MINE :)

  19. 19. I'll strike down your no mans land with my virginity rocket.

  20. 20. Cause I'd like land between your thighway

  21. 21. Cz I wanna land on you.

  22. 22. I'm looking for a place to land my stealth bomber.

  23. 23. Are you the Promised Land? Cause I got lost in your eyes.

  24. 24. I'm gonna steal your virginity like you stole my land.

  25. 25. You're a fine piece of acreage. Can I plough your land?

  26. 26. They stole my land but I'll steal your heart.

  27. 27. How about I land my space shuttle in your International Space Station?

  28. 28. Cause you look like you landed on your face

  29. 29. Because I wish you'd landed on my face

  30. 30. Because I would never be a cheetah with you ️

  31. 31. Because I'd like to see your Nether lands

  32. 32. Because I want to manifest your destiny

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