debt pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Hey girl, if you’re looking for a man with good credit then here I am, Jesus paid for all of my debts!

  2. 2. Cos I'm already knee deep inside of you

  3. 3. Are you Tom Nook? Because I want to go into crippling debt with you.

  4. 4. Cause I want you to fuck me all day, every day.

  5. 5. You know, the national debt isn’t the only thing that’s rising.

  6. 6. A Lannister always pays his debts precious. So let’s see what gold coins will get me.

  7. 7. Is that your debt ceiling rising or are just happy to see me?

  8. 8. A Lannister always pays his debts. So let’s see what 50 gold coins will get me.

  9. 9. The national debt is the only one that is on the rise.

  10. 10. You must be debt. Cause my interest in you is growing.

  11. 11. Because you'll be with me forever

  12. 12. Because I'll always be in your debt

  13. 13. Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. I am DEBT FREE! Now I can afford you!

  14. 14. Cause it’s HUGE!

  15. 15. Because you’re making me really nervous and I’d love to watch you go down

  16. 16. You saved me from dying believing angels only came to earth at Christmastime.

  17. 17. Just because the national debt is going up doesn't mean I can't go down on you...

  18. 18. You're so hot you could melt my debt snowball.

  19. 19. The good news? I'm debt-free. The better news? I'm also date-free.

  20. 20. Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am DEBT FREE! Now I can afford you!

  21. 21. The national debt isn't the only thing that's rising.

  22. 22. Something is rising and it's not the national debt.

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