half pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Older Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet.

  2. 2. Hey, I've got a great deal. My pants are half-off.

  3. 3. Roses are red, diamonds are blue, I'm missing half of a heart and so are you. Be my valentine?

  4. 4. Because you’re half my universe

  5. 5. *half hour later* can I bury it in your ass? (Then say “as you can see, I consistently take half an hour before I finish”)

  6. 6. I’ll take a half dozen organic eggs and one of you.

  7. 7. They say cockroaches are the only things that can survive a nuclear blast. So... wouldn't you feel a little safer if you had the first half of that word in you?

  8. 8. There may be no such thing as eternal bliss but I can offer you two-and-half-minutes of perfunctory pleasure.

  9. 9. You’re like my favourite chocolate bar - half sweet and half nuts!

  10. 10. Baby! You’re prettier than half my daughters.

  11. 11. If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I’d consider sleeping with you.

  12. 12. Im guessing your mom is a supermodel.

  13. 13. Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: For the first half of it, I probably wasn’t born yet.

  14. 14. Are you a crawfish? Cuz I want to tear you in half and suck out your brains.

  15. 15. I hope you put up a lure, cuz I’m gonna be down here for half an hour.

  16. 16. I'm half black in all the right places.

  17. 17. Oh, you're half Irish? Then you already have half of me in you!

  18. 18. Baby, would you like to be the other half of my superset?

  19. 19. You must have an infinite half life because I can't get you out of my system.

  20. 20. Are you 50% Of The universe? Because i’d snap out the other half in a heartbeat.

  21. 21. Cause you only see my positive side and nullify the negative ones

  22. 22. Coz you are the one

  23. 23. You'd be a 9 anna half - a pun pickup for girls named anna

  24. 24. “Half Korean half White” “Oh really? Because I thought you were just 100% hot”

  25. 25. ... (30 minutes into chatting with her a pizza actually shows up)

  26. 26. Could you help regenerate and give me yours?

  27. 27. Kavita is hindi for poem. She is half Indian half Russian if that helps.

  28. 28. Because then half of global warming will get fixed

  29. 29. Hi im bob

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