figured pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. I’m hard to figure out and you’ll give up on me after a while

  2. 2. Allow me to buy you a drink. After all, thanks to our beloved [insert a Republican political figure], the economy has never been better!

  3. 3. I'm trying to figure out how much beauty sleep one needs to look that good

  4. 4. Since you are on your feet all day, I figured you’d like to go lay down with me when you are done?

  5. 5. \*after hearing his/her answer\* Really? I kinda figured you'd be my type.

  6. 6. Sure you can figure 8, but can you follow through?

  7. 7. I like a full figured girl.

  8. 8. Are you a figure skater? Because your figure is out of this world.

  9. 9. If I was a vampire, I'd pick you as my puzzle and spend a lifetime to try and figure you out.

  10. 10. I was at Whole Foods trying to figure out what you like for breakfast.

  11. 11. Girl, are you the Merovingian because I cannot figure out what you're even doing here.

  12. 12. I know my math, and you’ve got one significant figure.

  13. 13. Are you an ice skater, cuz damn what a figure you’ve got!

  14. 14. I can replace your X and you wouldn't need to figure out Y.

  15. 15. Girl: “you mean a drink?” Me: “I figured I’d give you the D later”

  16. 16. I'm sorry it's taken me this long to figure it out, but I promise I'm done making a fool of myself.

  17. 17. No, huh figures, probably why you are in a wheelchair

  18. 18. U have my respect if u figure it out. Good luck

  19. 19. I figured you might know, since you're a work of art.

  20. 20. Because the figure you've presented is inflammatory and prejudicial, and I find it difficult to believe.

  21. 21. But damn girl I ain’t see no figure like you

  22. 22. Your music, or your lips.

  23. 23. Because I just figured out what love is ;)

  24. 24. Would you like to five figure dis(cunt).

  25. 25. Y’all figure out the rest...

  26. 26. Because one look at you and I'm under your command. Idk if this is good it just came to me when I was driving and I figured I'd post it here to see what people think.

  27. 27. What the hell does " the letter X scares me cuz I never wanna be yours" mean?

  28. 28. Because you can wear me out!

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