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  1. 1. Because dam

  2. 2. Now that Trump is president, our country surely is screwed... and you can be too!

  3. 3. Hey Baby. Nobody has more counties named after them than I do.

  4. 4. You can call me President Snow cause I'm gonna make your Peeta go crazy.

  5. 5. Is your name George Washington? Cuz you definitely need some wood in your mouth.

  6. 6. My booty call doesn't do the walk of shame, she does the trail of tears.

  7. 7. Is Donald Trump the President of Heaven? Cuz it looks they deported an angel.

  8. 8. Girl, you must be Harry Truman because you dropped a bomb on my heart.

  9. 9. You ever wonder why they also named the vacuum a Hoover? Wanna find out?

  10. 10. I'm Jimmy Carter in the streets and John F. Kennedy in the sheets.

  11. 11. For score, seven years ago...I would have rocked that butt.

  12. 12. Hey baby, you can call me the President. Want to be my first lady?

  13. 13. Cause I wanna be Putin my dick in you

  14. 14. Hey girl, you Abraham Lincoln cause I really wanna save our Union.

  15. 15. You’d be Babe-raham Lincoln

  16. 16. I'm Baberham Lincoln and I'm here to emancipate your body from those clothes.

  17. 17. Girl, you ever spend a night at the Watergate? Cuz I wanna spy on you like Richard Nixon.

  18. 18. I want to give a state of the union on your capitol hills.

  19. 19. I'd like to go to work in your oval office.

  20. 20. Girl, you know what they say: sex with an ex is like serving 2 nonconsecutive presidential terms!

  21. 21. I need to give myself a Presidential Pardon for what I am thinking about doing to you.

  22. 22. I'm the president!

  23. 23. I'd like to trickle down on her.

  24. 24. Call me the president cause I'll Barack your world.

  25. 25. I'm gonna Barrack your world.

  26. 26. Next!

  27. 27. I've got a cherry for you, Georgie.

  28. 28. Hey girl...wanna see my top hat?

  29. 29. Just like when Reagan freed the hostages, I'm going to liberate you on the very first day.

  30. 30. You know, I just don’t know what I wouldn’t do right now for a really good cigar clip.

  31. 31. Are you George Washington because I could see wood in your mouth.

  32. 32. The only thing to spank is butt itself.

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