waiting staff pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. No hunny, looking at you is dessert enough for me.

  2. 2. You brought me dinner, can I bring you breakfast?

  3. 3. I ordered a beer so you would card me and see I’m an organ donor. Here take my heart and my number.

  4. 4. Did I give you enough dressing for your salad?

  5. 5. Girl, I know you want this TIP.

  6. 6. If you liked the tip, come by later and ill give you the full thing.

  7. 7. You’d still be pretty even if your hair didn’t smell like fried goodness.

  8. 8. Can I get a large chicken breast, hold the breast?

  9. 9. So would you like, a soft drink, beer, maybe wine? Or would you just like my number?

  10. 10. Your money isnt the only tip i want.

  11. 11. I noticed you, noticing me when I ordered.

  12. 12. Do you want the sauce lathered on your food...or me?

  13. 13. Ay bay bay, can I get a refill of Dr. Pepper?

  14. 14. Baby I'm gonna give you the tip later!

  15. 15. May i take your order? Or maybe your virginity?

  16. 16. Are you a waitress? 'Cause I want to put my tip in your box.

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