naked pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Line: If I saw your naked body, I’d die happy. Comeback: If I saw your naked body, I’d probably die laughing.

  2. 2. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

  3. 3. Get in that kitchen and cook me some bacon

  4. 4. Is your daddy a leprechaun, cause Irish you were naked.

  5. 5. Naked DNA with sticky ends seeks kanamycin-resistant plasmid. EcoR1 sites preferred.

  6. 6. Because I expect you to be naked in my room while I sleep

  7. 7. Hey boy...it's a full moon..what do you say we run around naked and see if we grow hair all over our bodies?

  8. 8. Mi wudda climb a makka tree naked fi yuh

  9. 9. To see you naked, I would turn in my own mother to the Department of Homeland Security.

  10. 10. Hey girl you're sexy. Send me naked pics.

  11. 11. Naked Lunch, anyone?

  12. 12. Call me William S. Burroughs, because I want to Naked Lunch with you.

  13. 13. Cause everytime I'll see you naked you'll turn me on and I will leave you wet.

  14. 14. Because I'd pay to see you naked

  15. 15. And you should be too

  16. 16. Want me to paint you naked?

  17. 17. Haven't I downloaded naked pictures of you before?

  18. 18. Are you a Pokémon? Because I’d love to Pikachu naked.

  19. 19. Her: naked Me: I guess its time for me to get you out of your shell ;)

  20. 20. Guy: No its a highlighter.....I use Becker wanna get naked?

  21. 21. Because I want to get naked, get inside of you, then get all wet :)

  22. 22. Girl, did you just die? Because I'll be naked with you at the Beach.

  23. 23. Because i want to be naked inside you

  24. 24. Because, we'll be naked all of the time.

  25. 25. If so, I should explore your naked body for ticks.

  26. 26. "I hope that some day I can see a naked singularity, because your heavenly body is making time stand still for me."

  27. 27. Face me with naked gears, and I will show you a good time.

  28. 28. You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!

  29. 29. How many times have you pictured me naked since we matched?

  30. 30. What are the chances I see you naked tonight?

  31. 31. Let's go do the Macarena in my bedroom naked.

  32. 32. Don't ever change. Just get naked.

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