introduce pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Comrade allow me to introduce u to a MP. Not a member of parlement, but a Member of my Pants.

  2. 2. Hi...

  3. 3. (You would be public enemy number 1) ,proceed to advance the conversation or introduce youself depending on the situation, haven't seen this one but deffo heard it its a classic

  4. 4. Allow me to introduce myself: I am "borrower," and you must be "lender."

  5. 5. Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

  6. 6. Hi, I just wanted to introduce myself. I've been watching you for a looooong time

  7. 7. Have you ever seen the Avengers? Well I'd like to introduce you to Thor's hammer. (Thor)

  8. 8. Hey, I would like to introduce my Crouching Tiger to your Hidden Dragon

  9. 9. I understand you're catholic, so pull down my zipper and I'll introduce you to my holy trinity.

  10. 10. Hey, would you mind if I introduced you to my...Seeds of Doom?

  11. 11. Lima introduce you to my mum, you Arequipa...

  12. 12. If I were a king, I would have introduced coins minted with your photo in my kingdom...

  13. 13. "I'm not worthy of a woman like you, but let me introduce you to my best friend, who might be."

  14. 14. Cause we aren't properly introduced.

  15. 15. If you were a reindeer, you'd be Cupid, because your friend is looking fine tonight. Can you introduce me?

  16. 16. I asked my friend to introduce us, but she says she doesn't know you.

  17. 17. Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? (No) Well then, allow me to introduce myself.

  18. 18. I’d really like to introduce my eel to your clam.

  19. 19. Hey Beauty, can I introduce you to my Beast?

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