funny pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland! Woman: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!

  2. 2. This app just shut down my laptop its really sad so if you can surprise me with something funny in the comments I will literally love you a lot

  3. 3. Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.

  4. 4. We make a real sharp couple. I'm dumb. You're shy.

  5. 5. I’ve had a crush on you for two hours.

  6. 6. I would have a galaxy.

  7. 7. Do you know what I’m going to do? Three loads of laundry.

  8. 8. If I had a dollar every time I thought of you, I'd have a high tax bracket.

  9. 9. Would you like to see my boa constrictor?

  10. 10. So what do you do for a living besides making all men excited and warm all over?

  11. 11. What I'm looking for at the moment is a bedroom acrobatic teacher.

  12. 12. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap hotel room!

  13. 13. Because you've got my interest.

  14. 14. I can’t lie to anyone. I’m so transparent Stevie Wonder can see through me.

  15. 15. I tend to be a pretty responsible person. I’ve got a wife and kids…somewhere.

  16. 16. I have a small winky, but a big bank account.

  17. 17. Please tell your breasts to stop staring at my eyes.

  18. 18. If your left leg was Halloween and your right leg was Christmas, could I visit you in between the holidays?

  19. 19. Do you like bagels? Cuz you’re bae goals.

  20. 20. Cause Wii would look good together.

  21. 21. What’s a smart, attractive, young man like myself doing without your number?

  22. 22. Warm on the inside makes soft things hard and a shower with you would probably kill me I think its funny but probably to sexual What do you think?

  23. 23. Because you'd be acute one.

  24. 24. Because it’s funny you think make-up could make you look better than you already do.

  25. 25. “Well if it is, it’s only funny around you.”

  26. 26. Her : oh its Aug 15th. Me: oh that's funny. Thats the same birthday as my next girlfriend!

  27. 27. Don’t mind me; people think that I’m a clown. Just watch out for these large shoes and the big horn in my pocket.

  28. 28. *hold out handkerchief with chloroform

  29. 29. A - U r Attractive B - U r the Best C - U r Cute D - U r Dear 2 Me E - U r Excellent F - U r Funny G - U r Good-Looking H - hehehe I - I'm J – JOKING

  30. 30. Is that there's only one chair and it's my face.

  31. 31. Give you 6 inches, make you walk funny and leave a mushy mess afterwards

  32. 32. Can I park my rocket in your space station?

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