fake pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. I'm dressed up as a fake werewolf right now, but I become a real beast in the bedroom.

  2. 2. Yes, we carry placebos, but you will need a fake prescription.

  3. 3. Fake followers or not, my love for you is real.

  4. 4. Because i can't stop thinking about you

  5. 5. Can you at least tell me the name of the model you took these pics from?

  6. 6. I will never fake it.

  7. 7. And I promise you, I will only stop loving you when all the roses die

  8. 8. Will you date me?

  9. 9. Cause you are really good at faking things...

  10. 10. If this is someone you've known for awhile and like, get on one knee, look up at them, and ask them to go out with you.

  11. 11. Girl I'd fake being a blind old man, just to touch you inappropriately.

  12. 12. Are you CNN Cuz you act nice when you are with me, but you turn fake around others

  13. 13. Coz you need not fake it with me

  14. 14. Because you look fake but you're still hot and you'll do on a night like this

  15. 15. That fire hydrant might be fake, but you are REAL pretty.

  16. 16. When giving her a dozen roses, 11 real and 1 fake, say I will love you until the last rose dies.

  17. 17. No spoofing could fake my feelings for you.

  18. 18. Hey baby, I'd love to f**k the shit out of your fake weave

  19. 19. I bought you 12 roses for Valentine's Day - 11 real and 1 fake. I will love you until all of them die and wilt away.

  20. 20. I just hope my next fake girlfriend isn't so bossy

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