1. Hello my name is Rich and I have expensive tastes.
2. How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!
3. Girl you're so expensive my insurance is requiring a prior authorization before our first date.
4. I like my women like I like my oscilloscopes, easy to read and expensive.
5. Mmmmmmm..... You smell expensive!
6. I'd rather watch you smile
7. But spending time with you would be priceless
8. Cuz' taking care of you is extremely expensive, like, seriously. Holy sh\*t.
9. Is this your real hair? Because I saw one just like it on a mannequin in the hair store but it was real expensive! So can I have your number?
10. Can I smash you instead?
11. Because you’re so hot and attractive, but way too expensive
12. Is this your real hair? Because I saw it on a mannequin in the hair store but it was real expensive!!!...so can I have your number?
13. Cause damn girl u r so expensive
14. Her : what makes you think so?
Welp, you look like a walking Chanel to me. <3
15. Coz i wanna take you to Movie..
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But you are too expensive! ;•;
16. Can I expense you a drink?
17. Because I saw it on a mannequin in the hairstore but it was real expensive!!!...so can I have your number?
18. I was sent a bunch of bottles of ultra-expensive California Cabernets to review and I could sure use another palate! Want to come back to my place and help?
19. How is it like to get paid smoldering at the camera while wearing expensive clothes?
20. They say some men drive really expensive cars to compensate for a small penis... Did I mention that I drive a 1978 Ford Pinto?
21. You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make youp for certain shortages? Well I don't even own a car
22. Come on over to my place, I've got a free trial of a very expensive protein shake.