insect pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Hey, I'm a fruit fly of course I like bananas!

  2. 2. Take me to the looney bin.. Cause you're bacon me crazy.

  3. 3. If you we're a South African marubi ant, I'd attack the current queen for you.

  4. 4. Here's a dead bug, will you mate with me?

  5. 5. My love for you will withstand a nuclear explosion.

  6. 6. If I forward your ports will you insect my packet?

  7. 7. Are you a termite? Because you ‘re going to have a mouth full of wood.

  8. 8. I'm glad I have compound eyes, because girl, you're looking fly.

  9. 9. Im like mosquitoes. Even if you hate me i'll approach you until you could see my effort.

  10. 10. You're like a bright light and I'm like a bug, because I'm so darn attracted to you.

  11. 11. Hi. My name is Gregor Samsa. Woke up this morning and I was an insect! Weird, right!? You want a coffee?

  12. 12. I'm not even going to try with the bed bugs.....any line is too scary.

  13. 13. You might just be a blue bottle, but when I look at you I see butterfly.

  14. 14. Mosquitos are attracted to people who recently eaten a banana. Just like im attracted to your beautiful eyes.

  15. 15. Hey, baby, wanna bite off my head, mate with my dead body, then eat my head & use the protein for offspring?

  16. 16. You give me butterflies in all four of my stomachs.

  17. 17. Are you a lightning bug? Because you light up my world!

  18. 18. Nice buns, where's your frons?

  19. 19. Is that your ovipositor, or are you just going to sting me?

  20. 20. Would you bite my head off if I said that you're one sexy mantis?

  21. 21. If there was an opening at the bee colony, you'd be able to get a job as the bee's knees.

  22. 22. If I was a fruit fly, I'd land on you first. Because you are so sweet.

  23. 23. If you were a bee, I'd keep you!

  24. 24. Is that your stinger? Or are you just pleased to see me?

  25. 25. My heart beeats for you.

  26. 26. My spidey sense isn't the only thing tingling.

  27. 27. So what do you say later on we go out for some coffee table? (Termite)

  28. 28. This might sting...

  29. 29. Wanna do the waggle dance?

  30. 30. Want to see my butt glow?

  31. 31. What is the difference between me and mosquito? A mosquito will stop sucking once you slap it.

  32. 32. Yeah, my great great grandfather was Jimmy!! (Cricket)

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