wipe pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. I’ll Wipe Away your Shadow of Doubts about me. You cant have a Counter-spell for that.

  2. 2. Because I want to wipe my tears on you and cuddle with you

  3. 3. Uh-Oh, I got sand all over my back. Can you help wipe it off?

  4. 4. *wipes face*

  5. 5. *Take your towel and wipe your face*

  6. 6. Because my dick is soft like toilet paper and I want to wipe your ass with it.

  7. 7. I’ve got Clorox Wipes.

  8. 8. Buy this toilet paper and it won't be the only thing wiping your ass tonight

  9. 9. No, no, don’t touch it! Let me wipe it off.

  10. 10. Because after seeing you I need to wipe it off!

  11. 11. (Lick finger and wipe on his shirt)... Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

  12. 12. Can I borrow your t-shirt? I gotta go wipe the oil off my dip stick.

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