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  1. 1. I'm gonna have to complain to Spotify... Cause when I clicked on 'this weeks hottest single' you weren't there

  2. 2. Weren't you on the cover of rock and ice last month?

  3. 3. I woke up this morning and you weren’t under my tree (Happy Holidays!)

  4. 4. Dumbing it down- the real numbers wouldn't be complete if it weren't for the LUB axiom.

  5. 5. Apple Music or Spotify Did you see the glitch earlier? You weren’t listed as the top hottest single

  6. 6. Les-bi-honest... you were checking me out, weren't you?

  7. 7. Weren’t we married in a previous life?

  8. 8. You look so good, you'd stop traffic even if you weren't blockading.

  9. 9. If it weren't for the summer sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.

  10. 10. I'm surprised you weren't one of them

  11. 11. If you weren’t a parent, what kind of car would you drive?

  12. 12. Hey there. If you weren't my daughter, I'd probably be dating you.

  13. 13. Her: Uhm I’m not You: oh I’m sorry, you weren’t yelling...but you’re eyes were Boom*

  14. 14. But then I remembered we weren't allowed to bring snacks.

  15. 15. If you weren't here I'd be the hottest person in this place.

  16. 16. You make me wish I weren't gay!

  17. 17. (Walk into her chest) "If they weren't sooo large, it wouldn't have happened!"

  18. 18. I would Thoreau-ly enjoy it if this library weren't so Wald-en. Why don't you get some fresh air and go out with me?

  19. 19. Yesterday, I tried to paint you, but I couldn't… the colors weren't beautiful enough.

  20. 20. When I was put on the rack in the inquisition, my limbs weren't the only things that got stretched.

  21. 21. When the Inquisition put me on the rack, my limbs weren't the only thing they stretched.

  22. 22. If it weren't for the Arizona sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created. (Arizona)

  23. 23. Do you like tentacles? Because i just drugged your beverage while you weren’t paying attention. (Akatsuki)

  24. 24. I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.

  25. 25. If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.

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