1. I just assumed because you look sweeter than honey.
2. Cause you're smoking hot
- Day 56
* Context : Delhi is a hot place and has high polution and due to recent riots some places of Delhi are literally burning *
3. Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
4. Because you look like you’ve been really high recently.
5. Cause you look sweeter than honey.
6. Mosquitos are attracted to people who recently eaten a banana. Just like im attracted to your beautiful eyes.
7. If love be rough with you, be rough with love; Prick love for pricking, and you beat love down. Especially useful when your target gives off that "recently broke up with somebody" vibe.
8. Have you been laid recently? Because I have a charge 8 stick with your name on it.
9. Because you are hot, white and thick.
10. Because "U" and "I" are really close.
11. (only works if you're a transgender)
12. Did you die recently? Cause girl, you look like an angel to me.
13. Do you know where?
In my dreams.
14. Because you look like you are missing Vitamin Me.
15. I was on my way recently
So I was just waiting on the bus. Does the bus driver suddenly say he get off from there.
(Sorry if translated badly.. hope u guys still get it)
16. Cause you look sickkkk
17. So I have this friend that all we do if fire pick-up-lines, recently I've been running out and I am in need of some assistance.