marine life pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. What's a couple of bites like you doing out here?

  2. 2. Didn't I see you on the cover of Marine Biology Monthly?

  3. 3. Do you know the difference between my hectocotylus and a calamari ring? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!

  4. 4. I really respect a mollusk who doesn't have to hide in a shell, and can just be herself.

  5. 5. I'd love to explore the depths of your sea.

  6. 6. Fish, did you fall from heaven or do you just taste that good.

  7. 7. You're the only fish in the sea for me.

  8. 8. I'd swim the deepest ocean for you. And I'm not just saying that cause I'd do it anyway. Cause I'm a fish.

  9. 9. I'd gladly be caught in a net with you.

  10. 10. I wanna put it in your blow hole.

  11. 11. Caviar or caviaren't you coming home with me tonight?

  12. 12. Some scientists classify me as "vulgaris", but I'm really sweet once you get to know me.

  13. 13. And I shell always love you.

  14. 14. You really bring me out of my shell.

  15. 15. Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to swim past you again?

  16. 16. Do ya mind if I stick this under your mantle?

  17. 17. Why don't you tuna around and let me bass.

  18. 18. Are you a smelt? Because you're the only caplin I sea.

  19. 19. Are you just pleased to meet me, or is that an Architeuthis in your trousers?

  20. 20. Are you a blue lobster? 'Cause you're one in two million!

  21. 21. What do you say we get the flock out of here?

  22. 22. Wanna be my cuddlefish?

  23. 23. Brrr! My arms are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving mantle?

  24. 24. If I told you you had great chromatophores, would you hold them against me?

  25. 25. Baby, you make my heart jump like the fishes in Lahad Datu Sabah.

  26. 26. I'm a sperm whale. Seriously, what more do I need to say?

  27. 27. Your beak says no, but your hearts say yes, no, and maybe.

  28. 28. Are you a cephalopod? Because you octopi my thoughts.

  29. 29. Can I crab that ass?

  30. 30. I love the ocean of your eyes!

  31. 31. Are you an octopus? Cuz you octopi my thoughts.

  32. 32. I got a dick like Moby and the motion of the ocean....

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