player pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. I'm a utility player girl that means I can play the game in different positions.

  2. 2. Is it true that you are an Olympic volleyball player? Because I dig you.

  3. 3. Are you a Prime Time Player baby? Because you're worth millions of dollars.

  4. 4. Are you a famous basketball player?

  5. 5. Hey baby! I’m a soccer player though. I can go 90 plus some extra time in eleven different positions.

  6. 6. If you are a NFL player, you will be my Morten Andersen.

  7. 7. But I'd be a player for you

  8. 8. Are you a guitar player? 'Cause you just plucked my heart strings.

  9. 9. So this guy says he hates hockey players because they have no tact and are easily distracted, so I...Hey! Babe! Wanna do the nasty?

  10. 10. I'd like to see you dribble those balls between these legs.

  11. 11. Do you like a player who uses the backboard, or takes it straight to the hole?

  12. 12. Save a horse, ride a lacrosse player.

  13. 13. But God put 10 inches in the wrong fuckin spot

  14. 14. I like you more than trumpet players like themselves.

  15. 15. Will you be my player 2 ?

  16. 16. Girl, you made me the longest player of the night.

  17. 17. Press start and be my Player 2

  18. 18. Are you a mallet player? Cause you're giving me good vibes.

  19. 19. Date a runner because everyone else is a player.

  20. 20. I can last 90 minutes and I know 11 different positions

  21. 21. Because you're a home run

  22. 22. Girl, are you a lob? Cause I'm going to smash you I’m not a tennis player but I’ll still grunt if you hit my balls.

  23. 23. Trying to be a player.

  24. 24. Because I’m a hot single that you can’t play

  25. 25. Bc i’m ready to hop on ur broom stick

  26. 26. But ill double down on you

  27. 27. Because when i saw you, my D Rose

  28. 28. Cause damn I wanna bully you

  29. 29. Because you can make my bed rock.

  30. 30. Cause you must really like dick

  31. 31. I’m not a rugby player, but I can last for 80 minutes and I know 15 different positions.

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