horse racing pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. I can not decide which horse to place my bet, can you help me?

  2. 2. Are you an Arabians? Because I heard you are pretty agile.

  3. 3. Are you Knabstrupper? Because you are a rare beauty.

  4. 4. Are you Plavius? Because I wish I can afford you.

  5. 5. Are your pants in the Kentucky Derby? Annnnnnnd they’re off!

  6. 6. As a hot filly and a stud, we could make some Derby winners.

  7. 7. Baby, with or without that fascinator I still find you fascinating.

  8. 8. Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

  9. 9. Don’t make me go in circles for you.

  10. 10. Forget this mob scene. Let’s go hit the hay together.

  11. 11. Girl pick up your saddle because you can ride my pony all night long

  12. 12. Girl, I am hung like... Well, you know...

  13. 13. Girl, I want to foal-fill your needs.

  14. 14. Girl, you should not wear your designer fascinator/ hat, because it covers your beautiful face.

  15. 15. Hey baby, do you want to join my racing club? It is exclusively me.

  16. 16. Hey, a one horse open sleigh isn't the only fun thing to ride.

  17. 17. I have a private luxury box. Wanna come back with me and I will show you some real actions.

  18. 18. I have a saddle, but no horse. I guess you'll have to ride me instead.

  19. 19. I know it's a race, but let's take our time to the finish.

  20. 20. I may be a long shot, but with the right trainer I could come from behind.

  21. 21. I will meet you at the finish line.

  22. 22. I would love to snuggle with you on the bleachers.

  23. 23. I'd bet my last two dollars on you.

  24. 24. I'd like to name a horse after you.

  25. 25. I'll be the boss and you can be my Secretariat.

  26. 26. I'll win if you show at my place.

  27. 27. I'm like the Kentucky Derby, the most exciting 2 minutes of your year.

  28. 28. If you are a horse, you will always be my first pick.

  29. 29. If you are ready for more than the usual 8 second ride and a buck off, let me know.

  30. 30. Is it just my shoes or am I getting lucky tonight?

  31. 31. It's your lucky night. My semen is worth millions.

  32. 32. Let's drink Mint Juleps and horse around.

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