school pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Do you have Mr. Jacobs for English class? [No] Me neither! We have so much in common!

  2. 2. This is my old elementary school, wanna see my classroom?

  3. 3. Are you the final semester of my senior year? Because I’m happy I survived long enough to see you.

  4. 4. You’re the opposite of my homework in high school. "How?" I actually want to do you all night long.

  5. 5. Cuz I'd love to shoot some kids in you.

  6. 6. Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours.

  7. 7. I must say that high school was hell, but you were the hottest thing there.

  8. 8. You might be old school, but baby, you still look high school.

  9. 9. High school is hell... and you’re the hottest thing here!

  10. 10. Baby, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you on the table, and do you all night long.

  11. 11. Babe, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you down on the table and do you all night long!

  12. 12. Is your name homework? Cuz I'm not doing you and I should be.

  13. 13. Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

  14. 14. Because I’d like to shoot a bunch of kids inside you.

  15. 15. Because I want to shoot my kids up in you

  16. 16. Cuz i wanna shoot some kids inside you (Works only for unorthodox bad-ass chicks)

  17. 17. You're in law school? Would you like to go over my briefs?

  18. 18. If you were an SAT exam, you’d be a perfect 1600.

  19. 19. I know you’re not in the school band, but I bet we could make some sweet music together.

  20. 20. Is that a number 2 pencil in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

  21. 21. Cause ima shoot some kids up inside you

  22. 22. Because you're Colum-fine.

  23. 23. Can you help me with a math problem? I need to solve for x, where x= your phone number.

  24. 24. That school uniform would look even better on my bedroom floor.

  25. 25. Hey are you a school, because your a waste of my time

  26. 26. What's a pretty girl like you doing in a lunchroom like this?

  27. 27. I tried this on some local elementary school students last week but they didn't seem to understand it.

  28. 28. Because there’s so many people going in and out of you I can’t keep track of them

  29. 29. Summer must be over, because I can tell you’re about to Fall for me.

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