mirror pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. No, we haven't met, unless you count in the Mirror of Galadriel.

  2. 2. You’re so dumb you wouldn’t know cute if you looked in a mirror.

  3. 3. No? Damn, I wanted to send you a cute message and you're the cutest thing I could think of.

  4. 4. Cuz I can see myself in dat ass...

  5. 5. I can be your mirror, and tell you everyday how beautiful you are.

  6. 6. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself getting your consent for intercourse.

  7. 7. ..watch porn on my flat screen mirror?

  8. 8. If I was to look into the Mirror of Erised, I would see the two of us together.

  9. 9. But I'm pretty sure you have a mirror at home.

  10. 10. Cause I can see myself inside you.

  11. 11. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because your pants are big enough to fit one.

  12. 12. Because whenever I look at you I see someone I like

  13. 13. But I’m pretty sure you own a mirror

  14. 14. Because i can see myself in them.

  15. 15. They say the eyes are the mirror to the soul. You must have one beautiful soul.

  16. 16. Is that a mirror in your pocket because I see myself in your pants.

  17. 17. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see Candyman in your pants!

  18. 18. Do you got a mirror in your pocket? Huh, I thought I just saw myself climbing in your pants!

  19. 19. Is that a mirror in your Bible ? Because I see you reflecting Christ!

  20. 20. Is there a mirror in your pocket? because I'm pretty can see creatures from the infinite void in your pants.

  21. 21. Are those mirrors on your pants? Because I can't see any vampires in them.

  22. 22. Is that a mirror in your anodized Titanium exterior plating? Because I can see myself in your service port.

  23. 23. But I'm sure you own a mirror

  24. 24. Is that a mirror in your pants, because have sex with me.

  25. 25. Because when I was walking towards you just now I could totally see myself coming in your ass.

  26. 26. So we can watch porn on my flatscreen mirror.

  27. 27. On my HD mirror?

  28. 28. Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.

  29. 29. I can’t see myself without you

  30. 30. I can see myself in you.

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