gonna pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Cuz you're sweet and I'm gonna get you no matter how much you cost.

  2. 2. Cause I’m gonna bang you on all my furniture!

  3. 3. If convicted you could receive 5-10 solid dates.

  4. 4. Babe, your womb's *definitely* gonna remember this.

  5. 5. Delicious, and when I’m done with you I’m gonna eat you for breakfast too. 🤤

  6. 6. Cause I’m gonna destroy your ass.

  7. 7. Are you ever gonna give me a cue to breathe, or shall I just follow your direction?

  8. 8. Do you like Daleks? 'Cause I'm gonna exterminate that sorrow off your face.

  9. 9. You're like the advocate general, you always give your opinion whether we're gonna listen or not.

  10. 10. Ay girl, I am gonna explore your dungeon.

  11. 11. Hey girl, just call me Joshua and you can be Jericho. Because you're gonna fall for me.

  12. 12. Cause I feel like we’re gonna go down on eachother

  13. 13. Cause your so hot your gonna start a fire

  14. 14. I’m gonna chop you up and put you in a freezer

  15. 15. Call me Mark Buehrle because I’m gonna pound it in your zone all night and not give you any time to get out of the box

  16. 16. Because I’m gonna bang you for a while at the kitchen table.

  17. 17. Cause I’m gonna use you then throw you away

  18. 18. For not including you in the hottest singles of the week list.

  19. 19. Cuz I’m gonna tame you with my bone

  20. 20. The way I’m gonna put some white in your smile

  21. 21. Because I want you just the way you are

  22. 22. On second thoughts I am okay sugar coating them too.

  23. 23. Hey girl are you a queen? Cause the chessboard ain't the only place you gonna get into any position tonight.

  24. 24. Because I'm gonna take a *megabyte* out of your ass

  25. 25. Howie who? Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?

  26. 26. Have you got salt? because i think we're gonna need protection.

  27. 27. So, when are you gonna let me go down to Bikini Bottom?

  28. 28. Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.

  29. 29. 'Cause I'm gonna be jalapeño pussy.

  30. 30. Hey girl, we just met, but I think we're gonna really take off.

  31. 31. Girl I'm gonna treat you like cranberry sauce and ignore you for 11 months after tonight...

  32. 32. Are you Helen? Because I don't think a Trojan is gonna get between us.

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