matter pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Our alliance is more important than the constitution. The constitution is only there to regulate matters.

  2. 2. The uprising in my pants it shouldnt be a struggle putting the matter forward.

  3. 3. Cuz you're sweet and I'm gonna get you no matter how much you cost.

  4. 4. ...4 of those being queens, but no matter how many decks you factor in youre the only queen i want

  5. 5. If you don’t marry me you won’t be able to attain godhood or salvation in the highest degree of celestial kingdom for that matter.

  6. 6. Girl, Are you Disneyland? Because you make me Matter-horny.

  7. 7. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would probably leave it how it is bc none of this matters and life is meaningless.

  8. 8. Because I'm gonna keep loving you no matter how bad you hurt me and the emotional hell you put me through.

  9. 9. No matter where you are, I will travel the entire Terraria world to find you.

  10. 10. But that bulge is too big to be a prize winning potato

  11. 11. I've proven to a lot of people that size doesn't matter. Tonight it's your turn.

  12. 12. No matter where you stream, I am where you are.

  13. 13. Are you a boy or a girl... or does it not matter?

  14. 14. If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.

  15. 15. Ooh baby, I'm like a boomerang. You can run, but I'm coming right back to you no matter what.

  16. 16. Have you ever stolen something, no matter how large or small? Besides my heart?

  17. 17. it means nothing if i can't score your heart.

  18. 18. Woman: I have a boyfriend. Man: I had cereal for breakfast this morning. Woman: What? Man: Oh, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.

  19. 19. The only thing that matters is the length of the runway not the size of the airport.

  20. 20. No matter how many times I travel back in time to this moment I always get nervous about talking to you.

  21. 21. How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of em are on you baby.

  22. 22. Because you matter ;)

  23. 23. It’s not the size of the wand that matters, its how you use it.

  24. 24. With you I am the real me, and nothing else seems to matter.

  25. 25. Hablas Espanola? No matter — my love needs no translation.

  26. 26. Someone: What's a matter baby? You: Nothing, sweetie. How about you?

  27. 27. Because no matter how many thorns you got, you still the most beautiful thing I've seen

  28. 28. Guy: Ouch. Girl: What's the matter? Guy: I got stung by your love.

  29. 29. It wouldn’t matter how much I going fishing, because I would never catch anything as amazing as you.

  30. 30. As a matter of fact, I want you

  31. 31. Because that’s how i feel about you only works if they know the song

  32. 32. Cause self isolation seems to make matters worse!

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