tail pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Heads, I go out on a date with you; Tails, you go out with me

  2. 2. Before we do this I have to ask, what sort of tail risk am I looking at?

  3. 3. Let’s flip a coin, heads you’re mine, tail I’m yours!

  4. 4. Heads I am yours , Tails you're mine

  5. 5. Girl: none Guy: Then do I get the tail?

  6. 6. Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.

  7. 7. You give me head and I'll never tell ;)

  8. 8. You have everything I find attractive – hooves, horns and a tail. What's your number?

  9. 9. Girl you can't handle my one tailed Jinchuriki.

  10. 10. Your place or mine? I'll start with head at my place, tail at yours.

  11. 11. Girl, you must have used tail whip, because your booty is leaving me defenseless!

  12. 12. Hey, a redhead. Does the mane match the tail?

  13. 13. They don’t call me Nine-Tails for nothing.

  14. 14. Is that your tail between your paws or are you just happy to see me?

  15. 15. Lots of tail, and 50% chance of getting head

  16. 16. Girl you must have used tail whip, because your booty is leaving me defenceless.

  17. 17. Lots of tail and a 50% chance at getting head.

  18. 18. Cause all the meat in your tail

  19. 19. Because make my tail wag, and I want to lick you.

  20. 20. Um, Cana call you mine?

  21. 21. Is your tail always wagging, or are you just happy to see me?

  22. 22. You're all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.

  23. 23. Are you a magic feather? Because my heart just grew a tail, and flew away.

  24. 24. Tail me you love me

  25. 25. My love for you burns like a Charizard's tail.

  26. 26. My Shellder wants to clamp onto your Slowpoke's tail!

  27. 27. Babe, are you a feather? Because my heart just grew a tail, and flew away.

  28. 28. Are you a beaver? Because I like your tail.

  29. 29. I can't help but notice your Great Western Tail.

  30. 30. So can that tail do anything else?

  31. 31. I've got nine tails, think you can take them all in one shot? (Naruto)

  32. 32. Naruto: I’ve got nine tails, can you handle them all at once? (Naruto)

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