Howard’s Big Bang Theory pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Girl, your name must be phylum, because you are above class.

  2. 2. I wish I was your differential equation homework, because then I'd be really hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.

  3. 3. If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

  4. 4. You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.

  5. 5. Wanna see my Hard Drive? I promise it's not small or floppy.

  6. 6. You give me epsilon, I'll give you Delta. Together we can find limits.

  7. 7. You turn my software into hardware.

  8. 8. Does your v-card have a code? Because I will hack it.

  9. 9. Are you Full of Beryllium, Gold and Titanium? Because you are BE-AU-TI-FULL!

  10. 10. You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real.

  11. 11. Are you less than 90 degrees, because you're acute girl.

  12. 12. I wish I was adenine, so I could get paired with U.

  13. 13. You're a photo quanta to my valence electron - you excite me to another level.

  14. 14. You must be the square root of two, because I feel irrational around you.

  15. 15. It's not the length of the vector that counts, it's how you apply the force.

  16. 16. My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because I want you!

  17. 17. Can I be your enzyme? Because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.

  18. 18. On a scale from 0001 to 1010, you're an 1011.

  19. 19. If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me - rough or smooth?

  20. 20. You're so hot you denature my proteins.

  21. 21. Your bosons - they give me a hadron.

  22. 22. I'm sure Max Planck would approve of your hot body.

  23. 23. Come back to my lab and I'll show you that the Big Bang isn't just a theory.

  24. 24. There is no cache, let's just go straight to the hard drive.

  25. 25. Whenever I'm near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration, because you take my breath away.

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