fathers day pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Mommy, why does Daddy want a time machine and a condom for Father's Day?

  2. 2. Any of you ladies wanna help make me a daddy by the end of the day?

  3. 3. Are you a daddy? Nope. You wanna be?

  4. 4. Hi, do you want to have my children? Nope. OK, can we just practice then?

  5. 5. Hey girl, You want to help celebrate Father's Day by making me one?

  6. 6. Hey girl. I'm trying to celebrate my first father day.

  7. 7. Hey boo, let's celebrate Father's Day next year with a 3 month old baby, you do the math.

  8. 8. I'm not a father to anyone yet.

  9. 9. I'll raise you like one of my own.

  10. 10. I'm old enough to be your father.

  11. 11. I'm not a father, but if you're willing, i'd like to change that!

  12. 12. One day you'll be the father to our childrens.

  13. 13. Wanna help me become a dad?

  14. 14. Hey girl are you a dad joke because I want to use you repeatedly until you roll your eyes at me.

  15. 15. When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

  16. 16. Coz you’re my baby

  17. 17. My heart still skips a beat when I see you, hear you, or even think about you. I can barely focus on the message that’s supposed to be in this card… By the way…Happy Father’s Day! That was it!!

  18. 18. Want to win my heart? Talk YARN to me big daddy...

  19. 19. Would you rather have "As good as it gets!" for a few more years or "Is that all there is?" for the rest of your life?

  20. 20. You always say that there’s a tool for everything. You’re right. The stud-finder worked miracles when it came to getting the perfect hubby! Happy Father’s Day!

  21. 21. I want to spend the rest of your money with you.

  22. 22. Hope your Father’s Day is about you. I’ll keep the kids away to make sure that happens!

  23. 23. Hey baby, you better call life alert, because I've fallen for you and can't get up.

  24. 24. Happy You-Knocked-Up-Mom Day

  25. 25. Happy Father's Day. Can I call you "Daddy"?

  26. 26. Happy Father's Day to a wonderful husband who no matter what having kids has done to my body still seems to nail me.

  27. 27. Happy Father's Day to a genuine mother fucker.

  28. 28. Happy Father's Day from someone who wants to have your babies.

  29. 29. All I want in life is a man with clean underwear and a dirty mind.

  30. 30. I want to bear all your children.

  31. 31. I won't preach to ya, but I will be your daddy.

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