magic pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. You are? Damn thing must be an hour fast again.

  2. 2. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast

  3. 3. I’m not David Blaine, but I can do magic in bed.

  4. 4. Because you're looking magically delicious.

  5. 5. Can I see your lucky charms?, because you look magically delicious tonight.

  6. 6. If you were a cereal, you’d be Lucky Charms because you’re magically delicious!

  7. 7. Is that a magic wand or are you just happy to see me?

  8. 8. You and I will go to your place have sex and I’ll disappear in the morning.

  9. 9. I know three ways to make six inches disappear.

  10. 10. You be my princess Jasmin ill be the magic carpet n all you gotta do is ride me.

  11. 11. Rub my magic lamp and I'll make all your wishes come true.

  12. 12. While I explore your cave of wonders?

  13. 13. Girl, you must be a mage; cos your magic body makes materia look like mythril.

  14. 14. Hey, I’m part Eldrazi. Want to let me annihilate your Fertile Ground?

  15. 15. Are you a magic mushroom? Because you're making me grow.

  16. 16. I haven’t been trained in magic, but I sure know how to handle a staff.

  17. 17. In my robe is where the magic happens!

  18. 18. Engorgio! Oh wait I don't need magic to enlarge this!

  19. 19. Hey baby, this iPad's not the only thing that's 9.7 inches and magical.

  20. 20. Do you like basketball? Why I want to show my Magic Johnson.

  21. 21. I call my penis the noble hierarch. It gets bigger whenever I send it to the red zone and I can tap it for white mana.

  22. 22. My magic lasso command people to do anything , now submission to me.

  23. 23. Warlocks are masters of shadow magic.

  24. 24. Girl, you must be Thaumcraft, because everything you do is magic.

  25. 25. Hey girl, I'd like to tap you with my magic wand.

  26. 26. Hey baby, Do you love convoke, cause I need to tap your Corpsejack Menace with my Siege Wurm.

  27. 27. Are you a Red mage? Because I can feel a few sparks flyin’.

  28. 28. Hey baby, want me to show you where to find the magic mushroom?

  29. 29. I think you’re more beautiful and magical than the first pokemon game I’ve ever played.

  30. 30. Hey girl, I promise I won’t Flaccify under pressure.

  31. 31. Do you have vigilance? Cause I’d tap that all night long.

  32. 32. Can I put my Null Rod in your Knowledge Pool?

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