1. Don't worry, I practice safe sax, and always wear a reed.
2. Baby don't worry about getting pregnant i'll safely remove my hardware.
3. Of course I believe in safe green sex. My condoms are compost friendly, baby.
4. Cuz it's hard to not catch feelings for you
Edit : be safe people
5. I campaign for the EU the same way I teach sex education: I tell them pulling out isn't safe.
6. You're so hot, I need to put this ring around your finger to safe Middle-earth.
7. You flip my selector switch from safe to burst.
8. I don't want to go all Freudian on you, but cute doctors pull strong feelings from me because they're a safe target for feelings I originally had for my parents.
9. James Bond: "Well, Tracy, next time play it safe and stand on five." Tracy: "People who want to stay alive play it safe." James Bond: "Please, stay alive! At least for tonight."
10. Is it safe to say ramen is from Japan? So to get some I will I need to get in Japanties.
11. So next time you go you should bring me to be safe
12. I can give you a rose and keep you safe, like I'm Tuxedo Mask.
13. Then i’ll tie you to the bed, so you won’t fall off
14. I'll tie you to the bed so you don't fall off
15. You may not be a seat beat...
But I always feel safe with you 🥰
16. I just slid into your dm’s !
17. It's time to practice some safe Mex with this Chipotle order.
18. Don't take the mask off please, I prefer safe sex.
19. Optional: im rated 5 stars and perfectly safe
20. I'll personally ensure you get home safe. Unless you'd rather stay with me.
21. Keep your heart safe else I may stole it.
22. Xenia Onatopp: "You don't need the gun, Commander." James Bond: "Well, that depends on your definition of safe sex."
23. I'll keep your arrow safe in my quiver
24. That's the problem with climbing safe! You try to use protection, but you just end up with krabs.
25. The safe word is shibolet.
26. Don't worry, baby. The safe word is “Kony.”
27. Do you practice safe hex?
28. Do you think Starbucks has a secret recipe like Coca-Cola and they keep it locked in a safe somewhere?