tits pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. Because I suck a tit

  2. 2. Using only a picture of them

  3. 3. For best effect imagine Matt Berry is saying this

  4. 4. I love your earrings. They really bring out your tits.

  5. 5. Aaron Carter: hey, If my brother nick lets me maybe we can go out. My tits are bigger than your so I can breast feed if we have children

  6. 6. Goddess Of Amazing Tits.

  7. 7. Since you guys are twins I guess that makes your tits quadruplets right?

  8. 8. Are those your tits in your socks or are you just happy to see me?

  9. 9. I asked her "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" She said yes. I said "Then wash your damn hands and make me a cheese sandwich."

  10. 10. Just kidding. Huge tits or GTFO.

  11. 11. Wanna know what they’re saying? Great tits.

  12. 12. Cuz I wanna seize your tits

  13. 13. I don't want to milk this but... I wouldn't pick anyone udder than you! You da tits!

  14. 14. Hey! Where you going? Get your tits back over here by me.

  15. 15. Do you want to help me with my project on the tit- I'm mean, TET Offensive?

  16. 16. I vant to suck your blood. Also your tits.

  17. 17. because I'm here to support u and touch your tits

  18. 18. Amazing Tattoo, amazing Tits Too.

  19. 19. I’ll give you two in the pussy and one in the stink

  20. 20. Cause I wanna make you uncomfortable and touch your tits

  21. 21. Tits (.)(.)

  22. 22. 7.594 tits on this planet And your right one is my favourite Edit : Billion

  23. 23. Was your father a welder? Because those sure are acetylene tits!

  24. 24. ‘Cause I want a daughter with tits just like yours

  25. 25. Merle: Just be glad I lost my hand... Because I'd grip your ass and make you mine sugar tits.

  26. 26. Show me your tits and I'll give you some bits.

  27. 27. What is a guy gotta do to get his mittens on those tit...ens?

  28. 28. Nice tits, mind if i feel them?

  29. 29. Nice tits. Mind if I squeeze them?

  30. 30. You want to see my tattoos? We need to do some Tit for Tat exchanges.

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