milk pick up lines for you to try

  1. 1. You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.

  2. 2. Cause I’m ready for all that milk in my cookie 🥛

  3. 3. Because I want to milk you

  4. 4. - cuz I'd never forget to milk you. - cuz it time to milk you. If you a were a cow I'd never forget to milk you. <--- this might be better.

  5. 5. Cuz I wanna milk u

  6. 6. Because I need u dairy

  7. 7. Cause I’ve got something you can milk

  8. 8. Because you look like you’ve got milk and fresh eggs

  9. 9. Cause i wanna churn your insides and make it feel like melting butter

  10. 10. Q: Why don't they make ice cream from breast milk? A: It's an utterly bad idea!

  11. 11. Because I wanna mash, add some milk then watch over you and keep you warm for hours

  12. 12. Because i wanna slurp them milk from the titties before i ride round the rodeo and scream yeehaww

  13. 13. Give my eggs and milk and ill give you such a sausage that it will fill your tummy for 9 months

  14. 14. Because I last longer and I am better for you.

  15. 15. Got milk? I do!

  16. 16. Babe! It might just be the Milk of the Poppy talking but damn, woman, you’re fine!

  17. 17. Is that your milk letdown reflex or are you just happy to see me?

  18. 18. My name's Coco. Would you like to try my nut milk?

  19. 19. I don't want to milk this but... I wouldn't pick anyone udder than you! You da tits!

  20. 20. Baby, we'll never have to run to the store for milk.

  21. 21. I'll give you a reason to try milk again.

  22. 22. Cause I’m wondering what that milk tastes like.

  23. 23. You know what’s the difference between me and u? You can’t milk these.

  24. 24. Because I’d drink every last drop of you

  25. 25. Cos you're my daddy ;)

  26. 26. I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.

  27. 27. Because you're making my bone big and strong

  28. 28. But Damn girl what you been drinkin?

  29. 29. I like to have it every night

  30. 30. Mind giving me some

  31. 31. Bc I need some more vitamin D and I’m pretty thirsty right now.

  32. 32. Cuz I’d like to pour some milk on you

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